Thursday, August 7, 2008

Thursday Thirteen - 13 things I will see at the County Fair tonight!


Tonight I am going to the county fair - so today's Thursday Thirteen includes things I will likely see at the fair:

  1. Lots of critters - horses, goats, sheep, cows, chickens, you name it, it's there.

  2. Lots of plumbers crack - ewwwww

  3. Cheap stuffed animals you can win for only $20!

  4. Toothless carney's leering.

  5. Fat hairy men in wife beater tanks (thanks Shieldmaiden for that image).

  6. BIG tractors.

  7. Fried Dough - and might eat one too.

  8. Weird Circus Folk.

  9. People eating all manner of disgustingly fattening and gross fried things (fried dough is not disgusting though).

  10. About 10 different vendors who want to sell me a hot tub.

  11. Bad singing at the beer tent.

  12. Bright lights - the fair looks so much better after dark.

  13. And last but not least - toothless people - lots of them!

8 comments:

verybadcat said...

Mmmm! Fair food! I like to start with a turkey leg or some BBQ, and then move on to caramel apples, funnel cakes, cotton candy, frozen lemonade, and basically anything else I can get my hands on.

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Whoo! I'm going again tonight because I have ambulance standby at the MONSTER TRUCK SHOW. Whoo freaaking hoodley-hoo.

Tricia said...

It's pouring down rain now so I may not go - but we'll see it's still about an hour before I will be close enough to have to decide. :) Hubby wants me to come - he's working the booth for his employer and will get off at 7pm and want to eat crap.

At our fair I like to get giant corn dogs and curley fries and fried dough. But tonight I will probably only have the fried dough.

Brillig said...

Ooooh, it sounds so fun! I hope it stops raining!

cajunvegan said...

Please eat a funnel cake, a candied apple, and a fried snickers for me.

Then go straight to the first trashcan and throw up.

Tricia said...

I ate a taco salad and a fried dough. Watched some rodeo. Got rained on. Petted draft horses named Bob, Jim, John and Willie! LOL Ran into some guys I showed with 20 years ago - we are all old now. It was good.

BRAINCHEESE said...

hey, all thirteen sound like a normal day at work for me!

Linda D. in Seattle

Jennifer McKenzie said...

Plumber's Crack!!! LMAO!!!